~Flight Risk~
bucketofchum:

yea ok brb gon cry

bucketofchum:

yea ok brb gon cry

hora-de-aventura:

The Jakesons by space-kid

naniwear:

bunnyscloset:

last-snowfall:

weareallmedie:

firedanceryote:

reptila-tequila:

qeilla:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”

Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

I’ve always said that moose hunting season is the one time of the year we’re allowed to fight back.

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night.

Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

The ones in South Dakota and Wyoming don’t get as big as that, but they’re still massive and very unpredictable. Give them the respect they deserve.

Moose get that big in MN.

I have a friend that got chased by a moose. I’m originally from MN, and she was a camp counselor up in a camp somewhere in the middle of the state. She and a friend were walking one night when they heard this sort of heavy *clumping*. They looked behind, and there was a moose bearing down on them. They high-tailed it to the closest building, which was the tornado shelter/bomb shelter. Camps like these all had tornado shelters made of concrete, built into hillsides, which could withstand any tornado and bomb blast. They got into the shelter, and the moose charged them, slamming into the shelter. The entire shelter shook, and dented the concrete walls.

The shelter had to be repaired. The whole side of wall that the moose rammed was structurally unsound.

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Issue 32 (Kaboom)

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Issue 32 (Kaboom)

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Issue 32 (Kaboom)

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Marceline and Princess Bubblegum in Issue 32

(Adventure Time with Finn and Jake)

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS